洋人如何分辨東方觀光客的國籍

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<span lang="ZH-TW" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue;">洋人如何分辨東方觀光客的國籍？</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">大太陽底下<span class="grame">撐</span>洋傘</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">台灣人 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">櫥窗前以高分貝尖叫「 哇</span><span lang="EN-US">~~</span><span lang="ZH-TW">卡哇依捏</span><span lang="EN-US">...</span><span lang="ZH-TW">」</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">日本人 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">坐在遊覽車上猛補妝，其實臉上的 粉已經很厚了</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">韓國人</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">化妝化得很美麗</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">韓國人 </span></font><span lang="ZH-TW">；化妝但是不美麗</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">日本人 </span></font><span lang="ZH-TW">；不美麗也不化妝</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">台灣人 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">導遊拿著小旗子，所有的團員都緊 跟著，全體距離不超過<chmetcnv u1st="on" unitname="公尺" sourcevalue="10" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="3" tcsc="1">十公尺<font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font></chmetcnv></span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">日本人 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">導遊拿著大旗子，所有的團員跟在 後面，但全體距離可長達<chmetcnv u1st="on" unitname="公尺" sourcevalue="100" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="3" tcsc="1">一百公尺</chmetcnv>以上</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;"> →</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">台灣人 </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">導遊說話，團員會頻頻點頭並出聲 回應</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">日本人</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">一邊觀光一邊講大哥大</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">台灣人 </span></font><span lang="ZH-TW">或<font color="#0000ff"><span style="COLOR: blue;">香港人 </span></font></span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">嗓門又大又吵</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">香港人</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">出來 玩還穿西裝打領帶</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→ </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">大陸人 </span></font><span lang="ZH-TW">（公費考察的，考察你懂嗎？）</span><span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;◎</span><span lang="ZH-TW">走 到哪拍到哪</span><font color="#ff0000"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: red;">→</span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="ZH-TW" style="COLOR: blue;">全東方人</span></font>

秋蚊子

<p>E:\My Pictures\图片2\图片\绿虫子中表情\GREENBUGFACE007.gif</p><p>是吗，那我以后有机会去证实一下～～？</p>

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<p>不打伞</p><p>不尖叫</p><p>不补妆</p><p>不化妆</p><p>不跟旗</p><p>只听不说</p><p>只看不拍</p><p>哪里人?</p><p>&nbsp;</p>[em01][em01][em01]

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地球人

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呵呵,是原始人!!