[灌水]有趣的数学逻辑

hahaxixi

<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">,</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">,</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">代入上式得：人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">,</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">即<span lang="EN-US">:</span>人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">.</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">结论<span lang="EN-US">:</span>不懂玩的人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>会上班的猪<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">男人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>挣钱</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">代入上式得：男人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>挣钱</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>男人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>挣钱</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">所以男人不挣钱等于猪。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">女人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>花钱。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">猪<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; =</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">代入上式得：女人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>花钱。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">移项得：女人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>花钱<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">综上：</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！</span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">男人<span lang="EN-US">+</span>女人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>两头猪<span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">祝天下的猪们都快乐</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">!!</span></p>

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荒j

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xiaomimi

<p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;"><font style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #000000;">人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩</font>+<u>穿衣</u></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #e61ae6;">猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+ </span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">,</span></span></b><span lang="EN-US"></span></p>

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都市童话

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都市童话

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大岭人

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小溪清清

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FJJF

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>都市童话</i>在2006-11-16 17:28:00的发言：</b><br/><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">两只小猪的感人爱情</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"> (</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">漫画版</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; 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xiaomimi

好可爱的女猪。[em01][em01][em01]

都市童话

谢JF啦，八过我的漫画版更丰富的，是连续剧，可惜贴八上来！[em19][em19][em19][em22][em22][em22][em04][em04][em04]