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<TD class=xl26 width=445 height=17><b><FONT face=Tahoma color=#ff0000 size=2>WIFE:</FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=19><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>W - washing 洗 I - ironing 熨 F - food 食 E - entertaining 乐</FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl26 height=19><b><FONT face=Tahoma color=#ff0000 size=2>HUSBAND:</FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>H——housing </FONT><FONT face=宋体>有房子</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>U——understanding </FONT><FONT face=宋体>有心灵相通</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>S——sharing </FONT><FONT face=宋体>有分享的喜悦</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>B——buying </FONT><FONT face=宋体>有钱买想要的东西</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=19><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>A——and </FONT><FONT face=宋体>还有</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>N——never </FONT><FONT face=宋体>绝对不</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>D——demanding </FONT><FONT face=宋体>要求太高</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl26 height=17><b><FONT face=Tahoma color=#ff0000 size=2>FAMILY</FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT face=Tahoma size=2>F - father A - and M - mother I - I L - love Y - you</FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl25 height=17><b><FONT face=Tahoma color=#ff0000 size=2>I LOVE YOU.</FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=16><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>I ----INJECT </FONT><FONT>投入</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>L-----LOYAL </FONT><FONT>忠诚</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>O-----OBSERVANT </FONT><FONT>用心</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>V-----VALIANT </FONT><FONT>勇敢</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>E-----ENJOYMENT </FONT><FONT>喜悦</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>Y-----YES </FONT><FONT>愿意</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>O-----OBSERVANT </FONT><FONT>用心</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=16><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>U-----UNISON </FONT><FONT>和谐</FONT></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE> </FONT></P></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl26 height=17><b><FONT face=Tahoma color=#ff0000 size=2>WIFE</FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>W----witch </FONT><FONT face=宋体>一个美女</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>I----intelligent </FONT><FONT face=宋体>聪明伶俐</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>F----faithful </FONT><FONT face=宋体>忠实</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>E----everyday </FONT><FONT face=宋体>在每一天</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl24 height=20><b><FONT color=#ff0000><FONT face=Tahoma>Understanding Women</FONT><FONT face=宋体>（了解女人）</FONT></FONT></b></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman </FONT><FONT face=宋体>吻她吧，不够君子</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, you are not a man </FONT><FONT face=宋体>不吻吧，不象汉子</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you praise her, she thinks you are lying </FONT><FONT face=宋体>夸她吧，说你欺骗</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, you are good for nothing </FONT><FONT face=宋体>不夸吧，说你笨蛋</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing </FONT><FONT face=宋体>顺她吧，说你气管炎</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, you are not understanding </FONT><FONT face=宋体>不顺吧，不善解人</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' </FONT><FONT face=宋体>太浪漫，疑你老练</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't you are half a man </FONT><FONT face=宋体>太规矩，魅力不足</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring </FONT><FONT face=宋体>常看她，招她厌烦</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing </FONT><FONT face=宋体>少去点，怨你猎艳</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy </FONT><FONT face=宋体>穿得好，说你花心</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, you are a dull boy </FONT><FONT face=宋体>邋遢些，缺个心眼</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you are jealous, she says it's bad </FONT><FONT face=宋体>吃醋吧，你太狭隘</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't , she thinks you do not love her </FONT><FONT face=宋体>大度点，说你不爱</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her </FONT><FONT face=宋体>求欢吧，不够尊重</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you don't, she thinks you do not like her </FONT><FONT face=宋体>安分吧，不够爱宠</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait </FONT><FONT face=宋体>你晚了，她等得烦</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If she is late, she says that's a girl's way </FONT><FONT face=宋体>它晚了，女孩特权</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel </FONT><FONT face=宋体>你访友，是你堕落</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls' </FONT><FONT face=宋体>她聚会，天性其乐</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold </FONT><FONT face=宋体>少亲她，你太冷淡</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage </FONT><FONT face=宋体>老亲她，便宜你占</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics </FONT><FONT face=宋体>过街不管，道德有缺憾</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics </FONT><FONT face=宋体>领着她走，男人耍手段</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting </FONT><FONT face=宋体>你看别人，是挑逗风情</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring </FONT><FONT face=宋体>别人看她，</FONT><FONT face=Tahoma> </FONT><FONT face=宋体>是仰慕佳绝</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you talk, she wants you to listen </FONT><FONT face=宋体>你要说话，它让你听</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>If you listen, she wants you to talk </FONT><FONT face=宋体>洗耳恭听，她逼你开言</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN' </FONT><FONT face=宋体>上帝啊！为何拆我骨头造女人？</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>So simple, yet so complex </FONT><FONT face=宋体>简简繁繁</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>So weak, yet so powerful </FONT><FONT face=宋体>弱弱强强</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>So confusing, yet so desirable </FONT><FONT face=宋体>我晕头转向，我魂牵梦扰</FONT></FONT></TD></TR>
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<TD class=xl27 height=17><FONT size=2><FONT face=Tahoma>"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN" </FONT><FONT face=宋体>上帝啊！求你告我怎么办？</FONT></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE> |
发表于 2005-10-19 16:20
