抢银行都要本科学历（幽默）

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一天，朋友跟我诉苦。一个月拼死拼活，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><a title="swatch VOGATE ADS" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=341&amp;site_id=6235007045035258&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.joyo.com/static4/jy_060817_wa_swa.asp%3Fuid%3Dww7ggsyegnne3ciidsgm9sq5g&amp;v=52&amp;k=%25u4E00%25u5206&amp;s=http%3A//vip.rongshuxia.com/rss/bbs_viewart.rs%3Fbid%3D108710%26aid%3D10956979%2310956979" target="_blank"><u><span style="COLOR: #ff3366; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;">一分</span></u></a></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">钱不花，才能买到半个单人床都不到片大点地方，结婚得</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">年，买房得</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">25</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">年……聊着聊着，不知怎么就聊到不如花</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">块钱买把菜刀去抢银行……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">聊着聊着就睡着了，做了一个梦，我们两个去抢银行了，手持菜刀凶神恶煞冲进去了，突然一个保安窜出来拦住了我们。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“来抢银行？哪个学校毕业的？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“是不是本科以上学历？四级英语过了没有？”“是不是优秀学生干部？以前有没有过从抢经验？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">最后，保安凶狠地说：“不符合条件者，不许抢！”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我们惊呆了，菜刀从手中滑落。我们挥刀自刎了……恍惚中我们发现自己又来到了阎罗殿，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><a title="sony&nbsp;tv VOGATE ADS" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=413&amp;site_id=6235007045035258&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.sony.com.cn/electronics/bravia2006/bravia_index.asp&amp;v=52&amp;k=%25u770B%25u89C1&amp;s=http%3A//vip.rongshuxia.com/rss/bbs_viewart.rs%3Fbid%3D108710%26aid%3D10956979%2310956979" target="_blank"><u><span style="COLOR: #ff3366; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;">看见</span></u></a></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">阎王爷坐在殿前，两边牛头马面呈上我们简历。阎王爷看后大笔一挥，说道：“研究生上刀山，本科下油锅，专科下火海，没有学历的这里暂不录取。过六级的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><a title="大众点评 VOGATE ADS" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=347&amp;site_id=6235007045035258&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.dianping.com/redirect/57&amp;v=52&amp;k=%25u6C34%25u716E&amp;s=http%3A//vip.rongshuxia.com/rss/bbs_viewart.rs%3Fbid%3D108710%26aid%3D10956979%2310956979" target="_blank"><u><span style="COLOR: #ff3366; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;">水煮</span></u></a></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，过四级的油炸，没过的等过了再来报到……”我们连冤枉都没来得及喊，就被小鬼架了出去……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/><br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">黄泉路上，小鬼儿押着我们，还跟我们唠叨着：“快走快走！你俩够</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><a title="" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=374&amp;site_id=6235007045035258&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//adclient.dentsu.com.cn/html.ng/adspec%3DFlash%26adtype%3DcrazyAD%26affiliate%3Dsina%26campaignid%3D550%26channel%3Dedu%26log%3D0%26params.styles%3Dclickcmd%3F&amp;v=52&amp;k=%25u5E78%25u8FD0&amp;s=http%3A//vip.rongshuxia.com/rss/bbs_viewart.rs%3Fbid%3D108710%26aid%3D10956979%2310956979" target="_blank"><u><span style="COLOR: #ff3366; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-font-size: 14.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 14.0pt;">幸运</span></u></a></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">的了，我就因为挂了一门儿，干这等苦差事，至今还没在阴间落户呢，只有暂住证。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: green;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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