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[灌水]zt:北大学生对一MM征婚广告经典回复

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发表于 2006-8-8 11:56 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 15.75pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体;">北大学生对一<span lang="EN-US">MM征婚广告经典回复<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">征婚广告原文  </span></b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">   年龄:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">24</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">;身高:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">米</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">63</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">;体重:</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">45</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">公斤; </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">北大才子的精彩回复 </span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">    北京每年大概</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">万新生儿,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">78</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">76</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">就是大概</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">万新生儿。楼主将目标锁定在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">万人当中,其中还有半数女生,所以大概有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">10.5</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">万人 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> 中国男人平均身高</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1.70m</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">,按高斯分布粗略估算,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">78</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">76</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年出生的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">180--183</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">之间的北京男人大概有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">7000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">左右 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> 体重实在难以估计,我替楼主乐观的估计</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">78</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">76</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">年出生的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">180--183</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">之间的北京男人,暂时将体重控制在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">150-160</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">斤的有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4500</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">。 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> 收入不低于你:我估计你的收入在</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">4000/</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">月左右,高于你的收入,在北京应该还大有人在,能高于你的收入的可以分为两种人:一种高学历(本科或本科以上),因为不好估计,所以其他归为另一种,而大学生占人口的比例是多少,不言自明,这条过后,乐观估计有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">兄弟阵亡。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">不戴眼镜,不长痘,如果楼主不是在搞笑得话,这两条能</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">kill</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">将近</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">3000</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">人。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">现在剩</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">500</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">人,</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">78</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">76</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">出生的虽然算不上大龄男士,但是有女朋友正常吧,所以除去结婚的,订婚的,离过婚的,有女朋友的,不喜欢女人的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">.....</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">现在能幸存的兄弟已经是凤毛菱角了 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <span lang="EN-US">20</span></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">多年的时间能让弟兄们按楼主的标准生长发育,已经实属不易 </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">楼主还有杀手锏</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">------</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                                <br/></font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">  </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">身体好,踏实,有责任心和上进心的幽默感</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">..........</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">楼主一路走好!不远送了</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt;">....... </span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></span></p>[em01][em01][em01]
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发表于 2006-8-8 12:12 | 显示全部楼层
[em01][em01][em01][em01]见过见过
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楼上和楼上的都是水王啊,俺也水一下哈![em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]
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好笑,[em01][em01]不过话说回来:这年头找个称心如意的也实在是不易,毕竟是打算过一背子的.凑和着过也不是个事呀.
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小姑娘是要慎重 啊
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