预祝大家节日快乐！共享幽默短信。

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<p>中秋将至，预祝大家节日快乐！幽默短信大家共享，也希望贴上你们收到或自创短信，让偶们一乐！转一则收到的短信与大家：</p><p>天苍苍</p><p>野茫茫</p><p>暴富希望太渺茫</p><p>水湾湾</p><p>路长长</p><p>没钱日子太漫长</p><p>楼高高</p><p>人茫茫</p><p>今夜相约抢银行</p><p>暗号：中秋将至，</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 提钱快乐！</p><p></p><p></p>

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<p>心到</p><p>想到</p><p>得到</p><p>看到</p><p>闻到</p><p>吃到</p><p>福到</p><p>运到</p><p>财到</p><p>仲秋还没到</p><p>我的祝福肯定第一个到</p><p>如果有人比我还早到</p><p>哼哼</p><p>删掉......</p>

第六空间

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lotus_l

<p>谢谢烟霞给我们带来开心一笑[em01][em01][em01]</p><p>第一则不错，有新意，第二则好象春节前就有了。</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

谷仔

<p>这是偶昨天收到的,虽然不太雅,但可一笑</p><p>女人=吃饭+睡觉+花钱。<br/>猪&nbsp; =吃饭+睡觉。代入上式得：<br/>女人=猪+花钱。移项得：<br/>女人-花钱=猪。<br/>结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。</p><p>综上：<br/>男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！<br/>女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>男人+女人=两头猪&nbsp; <br/>祝天下的猪们中秋节快乐!&nbsp; <br/><br/>人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,<br/>猪=吃饭+睡觉,<br/>代入:人=猪+上班+玩,<br/>即:人-玩=猪+上班.<br/>结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪!&nbsp; </p><p>男人=吃饭+睡觉+挣钱<br/>猪=吃饭+睡觉<br/>男人=猪+挣钱<br/>猪=男人-挣钱<br/>所以男人不挣钱等于猪。<br/>&nbsp;<br/></p>

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<p>莲莲说的可能，现在有些短信，换个名字就通用，非常实用。平时喜欢看笑话，看见搞笑的短信会笑到地上去。</p>[em01]

山水烟霞

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>谷仔</i>在2006-9-28 9:55:27的发言：</b><br/><p>这是偶昨天收到的,虽然不太雅,但可一笑</p><p>女人=吃饭+睡觉+花钱。<br/>猪&nbsp; =吃饭+睡觉。代入上式得：<br/>女人=猪+花钱。移项得：<br/>女人-花钱=猪。<br/>结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。</p><p>综上：<br/>男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！<br/>女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>男人+女人=两头猪&nbsp; <br/>祝天下的猪们中秋节快乐!&nbsp; <br/><br/>人=吃饭+睡觉+上班+玩,<br/>猪=吃饭+睡觉,<br/>代入:人=猪+上班+玩,<br/>即:人-玩=猪+上班.<br/>结论:不懂玩的人=会上班的猪!&nbsp; </p><p>男人=吃饭+睡觉+挣钱<br/>猪=吃饭+睡觉<br/>男人=猪+挣钱<br/>猪=男人-挣钱<br/>所以男人不挣钱等于猪。<br/>&nbsp;<br/></p></div><p></p>&nbsp;&nbsp; 哈哈哈！非常好笑，且有创意！顶！

谷仔

<p>刚收到的,看看笑笑</p><p>国庆将至，瑾代表坛中央，坛务院<br/>致所有论坛成员：<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 首先，国庆快乐!<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我们正处于结婚时代的初级阶段，经过二十几年的努力，虽然取得了结识众多异性的巨大成就，但是人口众多，人均资源相对短缺，局部个人发展很不平衡。&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 现阶段的主要矛盾，是日益增长的爱我的人我不爱，我爱的人不爱我之间的矛盾。情敌竞争已经不是初级阶段的主要矛盾，但是它在一定范围内还将长期存在，并且在一定条件下还可能激化。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我们要允许一部分人先结婚，先婚带后婚，最终实现共同发昏！自由恋爱制度已经在中国大地上 扎根并初步显示它的优越性，但其不成熟，不完善的环节，还必须通过深化思想改革来逐步解决。<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 恋爱是结婚的初级阶段，而我们又正处于恋爱的初级阶段，就是不发达阶段，也是不可逾越的历史阶段，只希望这个阶段不要同社会主义初级阶段一样，要一00年不变!!! 全坛要统一思想，统一认识，把下一步的工作重心转移到家庭建设上。要把"快找，快结 ，快生"作为我们落实"三个代表"的指导方针。下一个四年对我们来说是关键的四年，好男好女已越来越少，若我们不抓住年轻的尾巴,错过末班车，以后的美好生活将无从谈起。当然,已经胜利的同志们是光辉的榜样！全坛同志必须要认真学习</p><p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 中央坛务院<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 国庆中秋前夕 <br/>&nbsp;</p>

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谷仔幽默滴！[em01]

政苑手划船

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谷仔

<p><strong><font face="Verdana" color="#61b713">主要是烟霞题目取得好,感觉我们这个论坛应多些趣味的、幽默的、轻松的贴子，便于坛友们在此轻松一刻</font></strong></p>[em09][em09][em09][em09][em09]

子丑寅卯

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<p>谷仔5楼短信的类似版本：</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">求证：女人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">恶魔</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">证：因为</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">追女人要花时间和金钱</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.07;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">时间</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">*</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.07;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">时间</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.07;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱的平方；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 42.75pt; mso-char-indent-count: 4.07;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">而</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱是万恶之根</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">恶魔开根号，即金钱平方</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">恶魔</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.07;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">金钱的平方</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">恶魔！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">求证：男人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天使</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">证：因为</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">男人追女人是为了爱和好色；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">男人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">爱</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">好色；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">因为</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">爱神丘比特是天使，</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">得：</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">爱</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">丘比特</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天使；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">男人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天使</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">+</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">色；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">佛曰：“色即是空，空即是色。”</span><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">即</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">色</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">空</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=0</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">；</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 10.5pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.0;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">所以</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">男人</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">=</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">天使！</span><font face="Times New Roman">
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谷仔

哈，天使离不开恶魔[em15]