男人的座骑（爆笑组图）转载

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<p>1——2岁的<a class="vLink1" id="vad_7" title="" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=651&amp;site_id=6235007045035206&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//my.vogate.com/bvrxnzm&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u8F66%u578B&amp;s=http%3A//bbs.5460.net/bbs/bbs/dispInfo1.jsp%3Fid%3D1731723%26bbsid%3D113536&amp;rn=134127" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em;"><font color="#6699ff">车型</font></a>，爸爸当司机 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3135.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>3岁时特喜欢车，一次玩遥控车，不料······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069903974625.gif" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a><br/>　　大一点后，决定自己骑车，很新奇，连台阶都感下，结果······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069904032515.gif" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>4岁时，终于骑上了摩托，我那个高兴啊!!!!!!!!!!!! <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3136.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　5岁时，上幼儿园的时候，却坐上这种车·····郁闷 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3137.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>　6岁时，我第一次坐新型乌龟车 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3138.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>到7岁了，觉得乌龟车太慢，自己发明了一种火箭车，让我家的狗狗试一下先······ </p><p><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3139.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>8岁时，我骑上的宝马牌自行车 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　9岁时<a class="vLink1" id="vad_4" title="c140 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=562&amp;site_id=6235007045035206&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//rover.ebay.com/rover/1/4080-41052-15934-0/1%3Faid%3D65978%3Btext%3B104%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A//search.ebay.com.cn/search/search.dll%253Fsofocus%253Dbs%2526sbrftog%253D1%2526from%253DR10%2526satitle%253D%2525E9%252580%25259B%2525E8%2525A1%252597%2526sacat%253D-1%252526catref%25253DC6%2526floc%253D1%2526sargn%253D-1%252526saslc%25253D0&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u901B%u8857&amp;s=http%3A//bbs.5460.net/bbs/bbs/dispInfo1.jsp%3Fid%3D1731723%26bbsid%3D113536&amp;rn=601697" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em;"><font color="#6699ff">逛街</font></a>，看到交警叔叔的坐骑，很羡慕，也想自己有一个······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3141.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>在我10岁时，家人带我到挪威森林玩，于是，这种驼了车也成了我的坐骑 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3142.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　我有个毛病经常超速行驶，妈的，被交警罚款，老火 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　11--12岁，由于驾龄够长，且技术好，我先后开了两种车 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3144.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3145.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a><br/>　　结果还跑不过这种车，真想一头把他的屁股撞飞</p><p><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3146.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>13岁时候，青春期到了，结识了很多猪朋狗友经常开上了六人摩托去泡MM <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3147.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　14——17岁，是我的发明创作期，期间我的主要发明有···· <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3140.jpg" target="_blank"><font color="#000000">　温馨摩托车！！ <br/>　　 </font><br/></a><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3149.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　别名——滑动的高跟鞋 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3151.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　用老牛鼻子<a class="vLink1" id="vad_2" title="宜家家居 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=306&amp;site_id=6235007045035206&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//www.ikea.com/ms/zh_CN/recall/lycksele.html&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u7167%u660E&amp;s=http%3A//bbs.5460.net/bbs/bbs/dispInfo1.jsp%3Fid%3D1731723%26bbsid%3D113536&amp;rn=797050" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em;"><font color="#6699ff">照明</font></a>的汽车 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3152.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　19岁时，为了继续加强开车技术，天天开船到舟山群岛上苦练 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3160.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　20岁时，发生了一次以外车祸，幸亏人没事 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3161.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　于是决定还是骑自行车，却又怕人偷，于是······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3162.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　后来开坦克型战斗汽车 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3167.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　23岁</p><p>，参与了换猪格格的演出，陪皇帝出巡 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3168.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　演出后，有了钱，办了一个个性牌照 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3169.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　虽然买了车但是找了很久都找不到停车场 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3170.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　于是只好在自己家建了一个停车场 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3171.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>24岁时，访问去阿连酋旅游时，导游说要入乡随俗，所以一生第一次坐加长林肯 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3172.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　回来时汽车抛锚。不得已······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3173.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>好不容易上了大路，油又当水喝了，没办法只有这样了 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3174.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>好不容易可以上路了，但是又一次故障修车时，却不料······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3175.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><p>　25岁时，终于拥有了一辆大奔 <br/>　　但由于车技不好，竟………………… <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3177.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseout="null" orig_onmouseover="null"/></a></p><br/>

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<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>微风拂指</i>在2006-11-29 13:06:00的发言：</b><br/><p>　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3143.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a></p><p></p></div><p>这张的另一个解说词：记得那年我刚学会开车</p>

微风拂指

大奔爱出事，就决定开保时捷 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3178.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><p>　26岁时，参加了基地组织，拉登<a class="vLink1" id="vad_3" title="易趣怡居生活馆 @Vogate.com" href="http://action.vogate.com/click/click.php?ads_id=577&amp;site_id=6235007045035206&amp;click=1&amp;url=http%3A//rover.ebay.com/rover/1/4080-41052-15934-0/1%3Faid%3D65978%3Btext%3B104%26mpre%3Dhttp%253A//search.ebay.com.cn/search/search.dll%253Fsofocus%253Dbs%2526sbrftog%253D1%2526from%253DR10%2526satitle%253D%2525E5%25259F%2525B9%2525E5%252585%2525BB%2526sacat%253D-1%252526catref%25253DC6%2526floc%253D1%2526sargn%253D-1%252526saslc%25253D0&amp;v=0&amp;k=%u57F9%u517B&amp;s=http%3A//bbs.5460.net/bbs/bbs/dispInfo1.jsp%3Fid%3D1731723%26bbsid%3D113536&amp;rn=571391" target="_blank" style="FONT-SIZE: 1em;"><font color="#6699ff">培养</font></a>我开战斗机 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3179.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a></p><p>　我回赠拉等一辆自己发明的新星摩托，他爽极了 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3180.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a></p><p>　27岁时，本领终于派上用场，干了一件大事，且成为唯一幸存者······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/764146_1069905289734.gif" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a></p><p>这是我的威力与杰作 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3181.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a></p><p>　后来又帮伊拉克运飞毛腿 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3182.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　虽然失败了，但是还是比老对手强 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3184.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　28岁--一切战事平静后，回家玩碰碰车，无意间看到了······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3185.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　29--39找个事情糊口，决定开公交，为避免翻车，就······ <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3186.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　40--41开了一次火车，却操作错误被吊销了执照 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3187.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　四个轮子的不能开了，只能开她了 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3188.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　但是三个轮子的也被城管没收了，没有办法只能。。。。。。。 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3189.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　42岁，经过多方面准备，终于办了一个车展，一圆自己终生的梦 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3190.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　谁知，非常受欢迎，变成了全国巡展，光收门票我都发了！！也不开车了就坐坐这个出门。。。。 <br/>　　 <br/><a href="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw3191.jpg" border="0" orig_onmouseover="null" orig_onmouseout="null"/></a><br/>　　终于贴完了！！ <br/>　　这贴可不能白看哟！！ <br/>　　不回贴……………………………… <br/>　　嘿嘿</p>

胖胖羊

<p><strong>下次找个女人的座骑（爆笑组图)</strong></p><p><strong>好不好??????</strong></p>

微风拂指

<p>哈哈，送给你一辆，权当健身用。</p><p>&nbsp;</p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006-11/20061130948583294.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006-11/20061130948583294.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/>

nanj

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政苑手划船

今天又贴了这么多啊,太丰富了,笑翻[em01][em01][em01]

临时户口

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政苑手划船

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水晶心

孩子小的时候,偶真的是到处找,想找辆和第一张照片一样的车,把偶自己解放出来.[em01][em06][em04]