男人很难取悦!!

hahaxixi · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:20

<shapetype id="_x0000_t75" stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" opreferrelative="t" ospt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><stroke joinstyle="miter"></stroke><formulas><f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></f><f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></f><f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></f><f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></f><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></f><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></f><f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></f><f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></f><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></f><f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></f><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></f><f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></f></formulas><path oconnecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" oextrusionok="f"></path><lock aspectratio="t" vext="edit"></lock></shapetype><shape id="_x0000_s1026" oallowincell="f" type="#_x0000_t75" style="MARGIN-TOP: 18.95pt; Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 0px; MARGIN-LEFT: -27pt; WIDTH: 100.5pt; POSITION: absolute; HEIGHT: 2in; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><imagedata otitle="BD06100_" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\user\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.wmz"></imagedata><wrap type="square"></wrap></shape><shapetype id="_x0000_t75" stroked="f" filled="f" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" opreferrelative="t" ospt="75" coordsize="21600,21600"><stroke joinstyle="miter"></stroke><formulas><f eqn="if lineDrawn pixelLineWidth 0"></f><f eqn="sum @0 1 0"></f><f eqn="sum 0 0 @1"></f><f eqn="prod @2 1 2"></f><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelWidth"></f><f eqn="prod @3 21600 pixelHeight"></f><f eqn="sum @0 0 1"></f><f eqn="prod @6 1 2"></f><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelWidth"></f><f eqn="sum @8 21600 0"></f><f eqn="prod @7 21600 pixelHeight"></f><f eqn="sum @10 21600 0"></f></formulas><path oconnecttype="rect" gradientshapeok="t" oextrusionok="f"></path><lock aspectratio="t" vext="edit"></lock></shapetype><shape id="_x0000_s1026" oallowincell="f" type="#_x0000_t75" style="MARGIN-TOP: 18.95pt; Z-INDEX: 1; LEFT: 0px; MARGIN-LEFT: -27pt; WIDTH: 100.5pt; POSITION: absolute; HEIGHT: 2in; TEXT-ALIGN: left;"><imagedata otitle="BD06100_" src="file:///C:\DOCUME~1\user\LOCALS~1\Temp\msohtml1\01\clip_image001.wmz"></imagedata><wrap type="square"></wrap></shape>Men Are Hard To Please      男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS:      男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;      如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了．If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.      对他不好，他说妳骄傲．If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;      如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.      如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;      如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.      如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;      如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.     如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;      如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)      如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．

hahaxixi · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:20

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;      如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.      如果不，他说妳不信任他 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;      如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.      如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;      如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.      如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;      如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.      如果他吸烟，他是绅士If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;      如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.      如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;      如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!      如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......  如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．but if u don't they say u are selfish.....    
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．．

kingniu · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:20

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kingniu · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:25

哈老师，U 从哪里找来这些NO3 NO4的东西？[em01][em01][em01]

小溪清清 · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:29

楼上两兄弟分工明确的，一个专门研究妇女问题，一个专门研究男人问题[em01][em01][em01]

小溪清清 · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:29

年纪大了，有点背了，同一句话说了两遍，删了[em01][em01][em01]

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hahaxixi · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:36

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用kingniu在2006-10-16 12:25:34的发言： 哈老师，U 从哪里找来这些NO3 NO4的东西？[em01][em01][em01]</div>哪里来的不重要，重要的是，有人老是放出些谬论，俺不想让他独美[em07][em07]

kingniu · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:41

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用hahaxixi在2006-10-16 12:36:25的发言： 哪里来的不重要，重要的是，有人老是放出些谬论，俺不想让他独美[em07][em07]</div>啊？这话有所指么！让人听起来不爽！[em01][em01][em01]

kingniu · 发表于 2006-10-16 12:43

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用小溪清清在2006-10-16 12:29:25的发言： 楼上两兄弟分工明确的，一个专门研究妇女问题，一个专门研究男人问题[em01][em01][em01]</div>清MM归纳错类，本帖哈政委的话不是全代表妇女同胞说的啊？[em01][em01][em01]

英雄无悔 · 发表于 2006-10-16 13:02

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实事求是者 · 发表于 2006-10-16 16:11

管他谁分工什么的,说的有道理就是爱看.想想真当是噶套一回事情滴啊.顶吧

醉花阴----家有小丢丢 · 发表于 2006-10-16 16:48

男人有时也可爱滴，干吗老拿你们男人说事？[em03]

hahaxixi · 发表于 2006-10-16 17:14

说事本身，不就是一种调侃，一种可爱嘛 [em01]

kingniu · 发表于 2006-10-16 17:18

头一次听女同胞说咱男人也可爱滴，心里暖洋洋啊！[em01][em01][em01]

hahaxixi · 发表于 2006-10-16 17:30

可怜的会长[em06]

快乐的鱼儿 · 发表于 2006-10-16 22:27

有道理的

FJJF · 发表于 2006-10-16 23:03

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用kingniu在2006-10-16 17:18:53的发言： 头一次听女同胞说咱男人也可爱滴，心里暖洋洋啊！[em01][em01][em01]</div>其实女同胞在心里常说这话，放在嘴上就用“你真坏，你讨厌”来表达，把“可爱”总留给男人说，也怪不得海牛有受宠若惊之感！[em01][em01][em01][em07][em07][em07]

xiaomimi · 发表于 2006-10-16 23:15

"如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)      如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．"太复杂了，越搞越糊涂，祝各位晚安。

海拔_165 · 发表于 2006-10-17 01:05

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用kingniu在2006-10-16 17:18:53的发言： 头一次听女同胞说咱男人也可爱滴，心里暖洋洋啊！[em01][em01][em01]</div>苦恋的牛D~[em04]看来活了噶大~啊没女人对你说过可爱类~[em11]看来有机会偶要同DM谈谈类~[em07]

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遠方的星 · 发表于 2006-10-17 06:28

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用快乐的鱼儿在2006-10-16 22:27:53的发言： 有道理的</div>  绝对有道理[em01][em01][em01]

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