韩乔生经典语录（开心一下）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:19

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; LINE-HEIGHT: 140%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">体育 -> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; LINE-HEIGHT: 140%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">世界杯 -> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; LINE-HEIGHT: 140%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">德国世界杯 根据广大球迷们总结出一条韩乔生定律：韩乔生在解说比赛时，眼睛里看着球员A，脑子里想起了球员B，嘴里说着球员C，实际指的是球员D，观众听以为是球员E。
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 　　 　　各位观众，中秋节刚过，我给大家拜个晚年。（的确够晚的）
 　　 　　本轮过后，拉齐奥队以6胜3平1负积21分的不败战绩排在首位，尤文图斯以22分紧随其后。（老母猪不识数，那个“1”跑哪儿去了？）
 　　 　　我统计了一下前八轮的进球和失球总数，惊奇的发现一个巧合，那就是它们刚好一样多。（ＰＵ～～～什么？你也认为是巧合？）
 　　 　　队员就像桃源三结义的赵云一样勇猛，不愧为长胜将军。（救命哪～）
 　　 　　在一场比赛开始以前，韩乔生同志说：“今天来自演艺界的歌手们也来到西安为中国国家队----拉油加喊――――” （口误，口误，“说都不会话了”）
 　　 　　守门员示意比赛继续进行…… （这是经典段子，每个版本中都有）
 　　 　　球被守门员的后腿挡了一下！（后腿？）
 　　 　　上海申花队14号申花一脚抽射！（申思开花了耶）
 　　 　　守门员安琪参加了今年在墨西哥举办的世乒赛。（怪不得当门将！）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:19

由于张恩华没有适应自已的新位置，经常找不到人，所以范志毅和孙继海经常要直接面对对方的守门员。
 　　 　　（因为对方的守门员是伊基塔）
 　　 　　下面由孙继海掷界内球
（习惯、习惯）
 　　 　　双方球迷入场热身做准备活动,比赛马上就要开始。
（万人群殴啦）
 　　 　　只见AC米兰的巴蒂斯图塔突破马尔蒂尼，一脚凌空抽射，被裁判扑了出来。（给我一个不杀你的理由先！）
 　　 　　巴林的主场气氛一般，其周围的建筑不是很高，绝大多数都是一层以下的楼。（地下室？）
 　　 　　中国四员小将在欧洲……（他当然大了，看谁都小）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:20

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 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　1996<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">年的奥运会，韩大嘴转播跳水比赛:“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">各位观众,<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">现在站在跳台上的是英国裁判！” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（他想干嘛？）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　某场沙特队的比赛，韩老师道：场边带绿帽子的就是沙特队的主教练。（好可怜）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　尤文图斯向奥尔特加抛出了橄榄球（奥尔特加，当心你的头！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　(<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">排球)“……<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">二传手传了个地滚球……” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（各位看过排球吗？）
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玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:23

95<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">年争夺奥运会足球出线权中国VS<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">沙特,<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">当时沙特队的多萨里在中国禁区内连过数人，韩大嘴在惊叹之余连声夸奖：“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">足球场上本没有路，他用自己的双腿为自己趟了出一条路！” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（鲁迅先生请不要生气）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">布莱恩特一个365<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">度的大转身”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（那个５度怎么看出来的？）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">前阵子尤因受伤，这些天杜德利也无法上场，和尤因两个人都穿着西服坐在场边。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">暂停时，镜头转向杜德利，“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">恩，有些名人也来欣赏球赛……” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（天生不认人，莫怪）
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玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:23

“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">科尔是公牛队一名‘<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">著名的无名英雄’” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">今天斯托克顿6<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">投9<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">中” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（！！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">球迷很热情，都是为了替主队芝加哥魔术队加油！” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（！！！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">卡尔马龙飞身抢到篮板，传给场内的加里佩顿” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（让我想起了樱木把球传给了高砂！）
 “<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">奥尼尔以他250<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">公斤的身高扣篮得分” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（秦始皇统一度量衡有个鸟用啊）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　随着守门员的一声哨响，比赛结束了。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（经典的老段子）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:24

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">队员们在平时的训练中一定要加强体能和对抗性训练，这样才能适应比赛中的激烈程度，否则的话，就会象不倒翁一样一撞就倒。（牛顿、爱因斯坦、伽利略、、、你们统统给我出来！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　忽如一夜春风来，意甲流行三后卫。?gt;___<<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　国外的球员都非常的敬业，比如马特乌斯，小孩出生三个月就上场比赛了。（虎父无犬子！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　可能有的观众刚刚打开电梯，我们再把比分报一遍。（气愤！偶们大学的电梯怎么没有直播功能，抗议！）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:24

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　巴乔在前有追兵，后有堵截的情况下带球冲入禁区。（又一个经典）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　水晶宫队已经赛了7<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">场，2<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">胜2<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">平4<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">负。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（好象很面熟啊）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　两队队员在场上你争我抢，两队教练也在场下争风吃醋。（靠）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　每一寸草皮都在进行激烈的争夺。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（生物工程，前途无“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">亮”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　AC<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">米兰就象一台计算机，内存挺大，大到奔腾II<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">代，可是运行不快，可能是感染病毒，看来主教练需要一张杀毒的硬盘。（我也要一张！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　这名队员的身高达到了1.90<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">厘米。（吉尼斯纪录！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　把球一脚射进了大门，我们来看看慢动作，哦，是用头顶进的。（估计是他那副眼镜有问题）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:25

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　守门员将球回传给门将。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（我倒！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　（网球）你看她们的短裤很有意思，网球运动员的短裤是特制的，哦，她们穿的是裙子。（我倒，ＡＧＡＩＮ，不准扶我！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　（亚运会武术比赛，韩乔生）中国运动员出场了，只见她一条枪舞的如蛟龙出水，虎虎生风，不禁让人想起了我国三国时代的常山赵子龙，猛张飞，关羽关云长，哦，关羽使的是刀，（眼睛离开手中的稿子瞥了一眼赛场）噢，对不起，她使的是棍。（数年之后看了仍吐血）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　（亚运会）“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之势。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（经典中的经典）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　法国以76<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">比50<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">赢了新西兰14<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">分。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（哪里出错了？）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　在上周刚举行了一场别开婚面的生礼。（“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">话不来讲啊？”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">）

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:25

9-27<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">中阿之战语录：
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　阿联酋队在自己门前一阵狂攻…… <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（自虐！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　阿联酋队马苏德下中传底…… <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（前面点评过２次了）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">托里彻利因伤不能上场，国际米兰防守实力大减。”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（此时韩旁边的张慧德老师指出，托里彻利正在场上。）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　韩乔生夸电视导演说：这个导演很有特点，在观众席上捕捉到这样一个镜头：一男、一女、一胖、一瘦，很有意思。（神经病）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　在解说中美女垒比赛的时候：“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">手球比赛规则比较复杂，不在现场很难判断” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（到底是比手球还是垒球？）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:26

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">当中国获得第20<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">枚金牌后，韩大嘴说：“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">中国队金牌总数上升到第20<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">位”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">。
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（汉奸！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　（九运会）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　少女们的入水激起了看台上男士们粗犷的笑声。（色狼！）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　男子双人十米台，上海的一对选手搭配很独特，一个有18<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、19<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁的样子，已经长的很高了，另一个也就13<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、14<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁，个头很矮（不符合双人跳水的配对原则）这到不怎么搞笑，关键在大嘴的解说。一个动作后，大嘴道： “<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">你看这一对选手很有意思吗，一高一矮，一大一小。唉奇怪呀，按说应该大的选手，身体重，应该先入水呀，怎么反倒是小选手先入水呢？”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">旁边的解说顾问就只好这么解释了:“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小选手，起跳没有力量，所以不如大选手跳的高，因此就先入水了。” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　（“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">身体重的先入水”<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">，看来伽利略的斜塔试验是白做了。韩大嘴算是亚里斯多德的忠实信徒。）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　“<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这个入水的动作让我想起了一句唐诗，随风～～潜入夜，润物～～细无声……” <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（五体投地，不，全体投地）
 <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #38433a; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:30

韩老师真当无愧是当今体育界的幽默大师[em01][em02]

玥儿弯弯 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:35

哈哈！！太逗了！！可爱的老韩[em10]

房客甲 · 发表于 2006-10-25 09:41

多次笑倒.

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