哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~

遠方的星

<p></p><div align="center"><font color="#e61a1a">三十年后</font></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">　　班主任老师很失望，几天前，他让同学们每人交10块钱照小学6年级的毕业相片，可是，没有一个同学响应。</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">　这天，老师语重心长地对同学们说：“同学们，大家想一想，再过30年，这张照片将是多么地贵重。那时，当你打开相册，你会</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">自豪地说：‘这是我的同学楚阳向，他现在是大律师啦。这位是国会议员，我小学的同党……’”</div><div align="center"><br/>　　这时，坐在最后一排的楚峰头站起来说道：“这位是我们死去的班主任！”</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><div align="center"><font color="#ee3d11">好消息</font></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">儿子：爸爸，告诉您一个好消息。</div><div align="center"><br/>　　爸爸：什么好消息？</div><div align="center"><br/>　　儿子：您不是答应过我，如果这次考试能及格的话，奖励我100块钱吗？</div><div align="center"><br/>　　爸爸：嗯，有这么回事儿。</div><div align="center"><br/>　　儿子：这100块钱我给您省下啦！</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"><font color="#ffffff">中</font></div><div align="center"><font color="#ffffff"></font></div><div align="center"><font color="#ffffff"></font></div><div align="center"><div align="center"><font color="#dd2222">校长</font></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">　一家中学校长面临着一个问题，校内年长的女学生开始擦口红。当她们在洗手间里擦口红时，她们会将嘴唇印在镜子上留下唇印。</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">在这个问题变的不可收拾之前，他得想方法阻止。于是他召集所有女学生并要她们下午2点时在洗手间集合。校长对她们解释这个问</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">题。他认为女孩们并不了解问题的严重性，所以他要她们自己目睹舍监每天晚上清理洗手间的镜子有多难清理！接着舍监便开始示</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">范。舍监由盒内里拿出了一把长柄刷子，拿到最近的马桶里沾水后，接着走到镜子前面开始刷洗镜子。那天以后再也没人把唇印留在</div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center">镜子上。<font color="#ffffff">中文</font></div></div></div>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-2-7 14:52:49编辑过]

醉花阴----家有小丢丢

<div style="FLOAT: left;"><img alt="发贴心情" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/skins/Default/topicface/face1.gif"/></div><b>哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~沙发!</b>

Elaine.9

<p>哈哈！最后这位校长绝。[em17][em01][em01][em01]</p>

小小榕榕

那个舍监厉害

都市童话

哈哈～～绝！！

chestnut

这个贴是专门给哈老师的吗? 不晓得哈老师听见星星的呼唤了没~~~~[em01][em01][em01]

hahaxixi

<p>吼吼吼~~~~~~~~~</p><p>以后要这么笑了。否则要引起误会滴</p>

遠方的星

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>hahaxixi</i>在2007-2-7 16:35:00的发言：</b><br/><p>吼吼吼~~~~~~~~~</p><p>以后要这么笑了。否则要引起误会滴</p></div><p>表噶! 要给MM吓S滴<a href="http://jokes.xcity.cn/jokes/joke_22127/joke.shtml" target="_top"><img src="http://jokes.xcity.cn/jokes_image/face_3039.gif" align="top" border="0" alt=""/></a></p>

云顶小白兔

我也以为是专门献给哈哈的帖子哦！[em02][em02][em02]

独自漂流

哈哈滴耳朵不晓得有没有烫坏？[em09][em09][em09]

石间清泉

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072820275494198.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072820275494198.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/>哈老师以后这样笑!不会吓S MM，又不招误会。[em01][em01]

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-2-8 20:34:15编辑过]

hahaxixi

嘻嘻

chestnut

恩, 这才象小屁孩的笑声[em01][em01][em01]

hahaxixi

嚯嚯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

房客甲

<p>像牛在笑了</p>

我欲因之梦吴越

[em01][em01][em01]

雾里看华

咯咯![em06]

水清木华

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>雾里看华</i>在2007-2-9 17:22:00的发言：</b><br/>咯咯![em06]</div><p></p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072917283935654.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072917283935654.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/>

Elaine.9

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>水清木华</i>在2007-2-9 17:29:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072917283935654.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072917283935654.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/></div><p>强滴！过了气的，只能如此。[em01][em01][em01]</p>