中国暴笑标题

Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-11 21:44

在河南的国道上看到的：抢劫警车是违法的！！                                      一人结扎，全家光荣！！在贵州的施秉看到的：放火烧山，牢底坐穿！在铁路上看到的：横卧铁轨，不死也要负上法律责任！在浙源至理坑的一个小农舍墙上刷着：国家兴旺，匹夫有责；计划生育，丈夫有责！在北京某远郊县：少生孩子多种树，少养孩子多养猪！湖南某乡政府：结贫困的扎，上致富的环！贵州铜仁去梵净山路上的一个屠宰场墙上：以三个代表指导我们的工作！在山东看到的：光缆不含铜，偷盗要判刑！安徽，归还农业贷款的标语：人死债不烂，父债子来还！山东聊城监狱：人民罪犯人民爱，人民罪犯爱人民！山东河泽计划生育标语：宁要家破，不让国亡！云南楚雄某农村：一人超生，全村结扎！四川某乡路边农舍墙上：该扎不扎，见了就抓！山东某农村计划生育口号：能引地引出来，能流地流出来，坚决不能生下来！江苏农村多处可见：宁可血流成河，不准超生一个！广西前往德天瀑布的路上更狠的：一胎环，二胎扎，三胎四胎杀杀杀！！！某地估计计划生育阻力较大，刷的标语：喝药不夺瓶，上吊就给绳！某电厂门口：严禁触摸电线，5万伏高压，一触即死，违者法办！重庆人和镇一配种场标语更绝：人和良种猪配种场[em01][em01][em01]

Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-11 21:56

十五大后提出若干口号，据说某地将标语挂在公路上后有如此效果：  “高举XXX理论伟大旗帜！”，旁边路牌：“限高5.6米”  “紧密地团结在以XXX同志为核心的党中央的周围！”，旁边路牌：“请保持距离”   “加快改革开放步伐！”，旁边路牌：“限速80公里/小时”  “沿着有中国特色的社会主义道路走下去！”，旁边路牌：“此处可调头”

chestnut · 发表于 2007-2-11 22:02

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醉花阴----家有小丢丢 · 发表于 2007-2-11 23:41

很有中国特色加地方特色哈！[em01][em01][em01]

kingniu · 发表于 2007-2-12 08:34

结合9M主题配俩图<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072128325329580.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072128325329580.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072128333289576.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/20072128333289576.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> [em01][em01][em01][em01]

Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-12 10:00

谢谢牛G，继续。不过，弱弱地问一句：“此David非云顶David吧？” [em01][em01][em01][em15]

都市童话 · 发表于 2007-2-12 13:36

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一池清水 · 发表于 2007-2-12 15:00

“山东聊城监狱：人民罪犯人民爱，人民罪犯爱人民！”偶晕！ [em06][em06][em06][em06][em06]

尕尕、尕尕 · 发表于 2007-2-12 20:45

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房客甲 · 发表于 2007-2-12 22:04

怎么多数是有关"结"与"扎"的?

Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-12 22:10

中国人口太多了，尤其是农业人口，所以这是中国的农村特色。

hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-2-12 22:20

国策嘛

Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-12 22:39

在城市中曾几何时还会看到这样的标语。袋子里没有充足的票子谁敢动这念头呀。现如今，丁克的都有了。

hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-2-13 18:54

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hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-2-13 18:56

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hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-2-13 18:57

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Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-13 19:37

哇!那么多精彩帖图,先谢谢哈老师,费心了![em20][em20][em20]

chestnut · 发表于 2007-2-13 19:40

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Elaine.9 · 发表于 2007-2-13 20:01

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用hahaxixi在2007-2-13 18:56:00的发言： <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/200721318553957865.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-2/200721318553957865.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> </div>[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]这个老师有没有搞错，典型的冷幽默。

睡不宁 · 发表于 2007-2-13 20:15

着实笑出声来，不顶不行~[em01][em01][em01]

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