ZT-男人这辈子挺难的

房客甲 · 发表于 2007-3-12 22:16

找个漂亮女人吧，太操心， 找个不漂亮的吧，又不甘心；   光顾事业了，人家说你没责任感，   光顾家了，人家又说你没本事；   专一点吧，人家说你不成熟；  花心点吧，人家说你是禽兽；   有钱，说你是坏人，   没有钱，人家骂你窝囊废；   自己奋斗吧，等有钱了女友也老了，   让女人养吧，不如自宫练葵花宝典算了。   不去应酬，怕被老板废了， 去应酬吧，怕被老婆废了。 哎！这年月做男人真难。 女人可以等嫁，俺们等啥呀？ 女人还有个三八节，俺们有啥呀？ 祝所有爷们自安天命！      男人这辈子挺难的：  长帅点吧，太抢手， 不帅吧，拿不出手； 活泼点吧，说你太油，  不出声吧，说你太闷；  穿西装吧，说你太严肃， 穿随便一点吧，说你乡吧佬；  会挣钱吧，怕你包二奶；  不挣钱吧，又怕孩子断奶      结婚吧，怕自己后悔； 不结婚吧，怕她后悔，  要个孩子吧，怕出来没钱养， 不要孩子吧，怕老了没人养。  这年头做女人难，做男人更难， 男人，就要对自己好点。

f.jf · 发表于 2007-3-12 22:25

hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-3-12 22:30

明知山有虎，偏向虎山行

f.jf · 发表于 2007-3-12 22:31

老甲愁哇！<img alt="" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em06.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em06.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/><img alt="" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em06.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/>

房客甲 · 发表于 2007-3-12 22:37

转帖转帖

主打歌 · 发表于 2007-3-12 23:45

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用房客甲在2007-3-12 22:37:00的发言： 转帖转帖</div>老甲表解释的，同感就同感吗。。。。支持一下

xiaomimi · 发表于 2007-3-13 11:01

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用fan.jf在2007-3-12 22:25:00的发言： <a href="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/UploadFile/2007-3/20073122224750322.gif" target="_blank"><img title="dvubb" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/UploadFile/2007-3/20073122224750322.gif" border="0"/></a></div>JF就知道顶,有胆量自己说说看闹.[em07][em07][em07]

hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-3-13 11:25

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用xiaomimi在2007-3-13 11:01:00的发言： JF就知道顶,有胆量自己说说看闹.[em07][em07][em07]</div>JF不说，那偶就把JF滴悄悄话透露一下下[em01]有一个知己 相交甚深 但无缘成为眷侣 只是偶尔在电话里纠缠 说些不相干的事、不相干的人 心知肚明的感情，云淡风清<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181698732.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181698732.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一个朋友，是亲密搭档， 相互理解与信赖，惺惺相惜 业务与工作之余，心生赞叹 但无从表达...... <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181691274.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181691274.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一个网友 只通过电话， 但心有灵犀， 语言传递相知相解 在午夜相逢的快乐里 却只能思念 相聚在梦中...... <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181665842.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181665842.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一种爱 我们不能称之为爱情 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181611411.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181611411.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />虽然有同样的心动 同样的怀想 同样乍然相见的喜悦、 依依不舍的眷恋， 但尘世间总有一种约束 让心思沉静， 让感情不再漂泊 发乎情 只能，止乎礼...<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181673487.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181673487.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />依然可以在阳光下享受难得的温情， 依然可以在午夜梦回时心生柔情， 依然可以相信自己的完美与可爱…… 在这些温柔的情愫里 依然，可以感受被爱<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123159063.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123159063.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />我们的世界 毕竟不仅仅有爱情 在岁月漫长的脚步里 我们更多对水色山光的眷恋 红玫瑰只有一朵 燃烧此生唯一的心情 而更多时候 空气与水都是恩赐 让我们享受生活 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123157214.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123157214.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

独自漂流 · 发表于 2007-3-13 11:32

哈老师再来，再接着说些自己的？[em07][em07][em07][em07]

hahaxixi · 发表于 2007-3-13 11:38

女士优先，不敢插队

实事求是者 · 发表于 2007-3-13 11:59

转的还是自编的，都很有味道。言之有理，言之有肉，言之有情，做人都很难，但做人又很有趣。矛盾中，但理解中，快乐中，。。。

xiaomimi · 发表于 2007-3-13 12:05

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用hahaxixi在2007-3-13 11:25:00的发言： JF不说，那偶就把JF滴悄悄话透露一下下[em01]有一个知己 相交甚深 但无缘成为眷侣 只是偶尔在电话里纠缠 说些不相干的事、不相干的人 心知肚明的感情，云淡风清<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181698732.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181698732.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一个朋友，是亲密搭档， 相互理解与信赖，惺惺相惜 业务与工作之余，心生赞叹 但无从表达...... <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181691274.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181691274.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一个网友 只通过电话， 但心有灵犀， 语言传递相知相解 在午夜相逢的快乐里 却只能思念 相聚在梦中...... <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181665842.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181665842.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />有一种爱 我们不能称之为爱情 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181611411.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181611411.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />虽然有同样的心动 同样的怀想 同样乍然相见的喜悦、 依依不舍的眷恋， 但尘世间总有一种约束 让心思沉静， 让感情不再漂泊 发乎情 只能，止乎礼...<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181673487.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/200731311181673487.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />依然可以在阳光下享受难得的温情， 依然可以在午夜梦回时心生柔情， 依然可以相信自己的完美与可爱…… 在这些温柔的情愫里 依然，可以感受被爱<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123159063.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123159063.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />我们的世界 毕竟不仅仅有爱情 在岁月漫长的脚步里 我们更多对水色山光的眷恋 红玫瑰只有一朵 燃烧此生唯一的心情 而更多时候 空气与水都是恩赐 让我们享受生活 <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123157214.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-3/20073131123157214.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> </div>这是谁的自查报告?[em06][em06][em06]

小马识途 · 发表于 2007-3-13 12:08

哈哈老师,这就是男人的感叹啊![em05][em07][em07][em07][em17][em23][em27]

小溪清清 · 发表于 2007-3-13 12:10

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用xiaomimi在2007-3-13 12:05:00的发言： 这是谁的自查报告?[em06][em06][em06]</div>这不是明知故问吗？除了哈老师谁能写出如此深刻发自肺腑之言[em05][em05][em07]

FMM · 发表于 2007-3-13 12:59

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用小溪清清在2007-3-13 12:10:00的发言： 这不是明知故问吗？除了哈老师谁能写出如此深刻发自肺腑之言[em05][em05][em07]</div>由房客甲之难引出哈老师之难，真乃难分高下啊~~~！！！[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]

房客甲 · 发表于 2007-3-13 13:08

偶是站在一群男人的高度,说男人之难哈老师是站在一个男人的高度,说男人之难不一样滴.

xiaomimi · 发表于 2007-3-13 16:31

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用小溪清清在2007-3-13 12:10:00的发言： 这不是明知故问吗？除了哈老师谁能写出如此深刻发自肺腑之言[em05][em05][em07]</div>哈老师是代JF执笔滴[em03][em03][em03]

实事求是者 · 发表于 2007-3-13 17:22

研究的真透啊[em17][em17][em17]

chestnut · 发表于 2007-3-13 17:45

[em09][em09][em09]

小溪清清 · 发表于 2007-3-13 17:45

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder">以下是引用xiaomimi在2007-3-13 16:31:00的发言： 哈老师是代JF执笔滴[em03][em03][em03]</div>自家大哥帮得介牢[em01][em01]

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