这几天大家辛苦了.进来的都发个笑话

英雄无悔

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英雄无悔

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">IT</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">美媚正全神贯注的工作，裙子被抽屉夹住了都没有察觉。当她站起身的时候裙子</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“嘶啦”一声被撕破了。同事们都闻声望来，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">IT</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">美媚连忙拿起身边一份</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">IT</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">杂志遮住下体。不料，同事们竟哄堂大笑，原来那份杂志的封面写着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">超大容量，可同时容纳数百</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">位用户”；</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">IT</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">美媚又拿起另一份杂志，同事们又再次笑她，这份杂志的封面是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">小心病毒</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">；当她拿起第三份杂志的时候就气得差点昏了过去，第三份杂志是一本硬件杂志，封面上写着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">即插即用</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">；最后拿起一份导购杂志，上面写着</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">“3</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">折优惠</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">”――</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">再不昏是不可</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
                        </font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">能的了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">
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英雄无悔

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">2-可怜的撒旦~~~有一天耶稣把他的三十六个门徒带到山下说:"你们大家先拿两颗石头然後跟我一起上山"其中有一个叫撒旦的就拿两颗最小粒的,到了山上耶稣对大家说:"现在拿你们手上的石头来换我的馒头",结果撒旦换到最小的馒头,於是他怀恨在心,<p></p></font></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">第二天耶稣一样把门徒带到山下<span lang="EN-US">,叫他们先拿两颗石头上山,於是撒旦就拿两颗大石头上山,到了山上撒旦气喘如牛耶稣开口说:"你们用你手上的石头丢向前去,丢越远馒头越大",结果撒旦丢了二十公分远换到最小的馒头,撒旦气的喷血<p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">第三天耶稣一样叫他们拿石头上山<span lang="EN-US">,撒旦想"大的石头可换大馒头,小的石头可以丢很远,我拿一大一小就万无一失了",於是撒旦就很高兴的拿一大一小的石头上山,到了山上耶酥很高兴的说:"你们跟我上三次山一路辛苦为了答谢你们我把你们手上的两颗石头变成你们下面那两粒"<p></p></span></font></span></p><p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">撒旦听到马上昏倒从此以後撒旦就背叛耶稣一直想害死耶稣<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></font></span></p>

英雄无悔

<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">3-</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">周末下午，同公司的女职员们正在咖啡厅里闲聊，突然话题转到那位刻薄小气的老板上。你一言、我一语的数落了老板一阵，最後决议要对老板来点报复，并约定下周末同时间、同地点各自报告成果。一周後，四位女职员围在桌边，报告恶作剧事项。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/>A</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小姐说：「星期二跟星期四，老板的汽车轮胎被泄气是我干的！大家一阵欢呼！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/>B</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小姐说：「星期三老板的咖啡里被我放了泻药，让他拉了两天肚子！」</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">大家又是一阵欢呼！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/>C</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小姐说：「星期五，我把一桶水放在厕所上的储水槽，连上拉绳，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">当他上完厕所要冲水时，一拉绳子，结果变成落汤鸡</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">......</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">哈！哈！哈！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">现在想起来，</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
        </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">还觉得好笑」大家的欢呼响彻云霄！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/>D</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小姐说：「</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">星期一</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">"...........</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一早上班时，我就偷偷把老板藏在抽屉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">里的一打保险套，全部用细针戳破</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">......</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">」让他养孩子养到疯掉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">...</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">哈哈哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">..... <br/>D </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小姐话还没说完，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">A B C</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">三人不约而同惊呼一声，然後全部昏倒。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一个小伙子在生日那天收到礼物，是一只会说话的鹦鹉。可是很快发现这只鹦鹉满嘴脏话，非常粗鲁，而且根本不懂礼貌。他决心改变鹦鹉。每天对它说礼貌用语，教它文雅的词汇，放轻柔的音乐，可是一点用也没有，鹦鹉仍是满嘴下流话。他生气地冲着鹦鹉喊，鹦鹉冲着他喊得更响。一次，他气极了，把鹦鹉扔进冰箱里。几秒种后，他听到鹦鹉在里面扑腾，叫喊，咒骂。突然，安静下来了，一点声儿也没有。半分钟过去了，还是没声。他担心鹦鹉给冻坏了，马上打开冰箱。鹦鹉平静地走出来，乖乖地站到他胳膊上，用非常诚恳的口气说：“很抱歉我惹你生气了，以前是我做得不对，我决定痛改前非，再不说脏话了，请你原谅我。”小伙子惊异于鹦鹉的转变，还没来得及说什么，鹦鹉接着说道：“我能问问里面那只鸡做错了什么吗？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">继续！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

英雄无悔

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">1一人做飞机，向空姐要了瓶矿泉水，怎么等也不来，正在懊恼，听见身后有人喊：“老&nbsp;&nbsp;子要的XO呢？还他妈不来，找他妈抽呢吧！”心想：谁这么牛逼啊？回头一看，原来是只鹦鹉。只见空姐屁颠屁颠地跑来，说：“对不起，马上就来。”果然，马上拿了瓶XO来，谁知鹦鹉又喊：“去你妈的，你丫耳背吧，我他妈要的是矿泉水，找死吧你们！”空姐忙说：“对不起，马上给您换。”此人心想：原来她们怕横的啊，于是站起来冲着空姐喊到：“我CAO你妈的，我他妈要的矿泉水你们丫什么时候拿来，找我废你们呢 <br/>&gt; 吧！奶奶的！”空姐说：“请稍等。”一会，空姐带了一个大壮过来，空姐一指，“就是他！”大壮就把这个人扔出了飞机。此人一边下落一边想，我一大老爷们，还没只鹦鹉面子大，越想越搓火，突然看见鹦鹉也被扔了下来，鹦鹉经过他身边时说：“你丫也不会飞，还那么牛逼？<p></p></font></span></p>

英雄无悔

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">2人有一鹦鹉，此鸟善于摔交，切未逢敌手。一日，这人将一麻雀放入笼中，次日来看，鹦鹉无事，可麻雀羽毛全光。此人嘻嘻笑焉，又将一喜鹊放入笼中，次日来看，鹦鹉仍无事，而喜鹊羽毛全光。旁人惊奇，赞口不绝。这人为了显示，将一老鹰放在笼中，次日来看，老鹰死，鹦鹉羽毛全光。立刻将鹦鹉取出问之，鹦鹉答曰：“这老鹰太厉害，不光膀子干不过他~！！”众人哑然。<p></p></font></span></p>

英雄无悔

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">3一对恋人在聊天，突然女孩想放屁，但有不好意思在男友面前放屁，於是急中生智问男友：你想听布谷鸟怎么叫的吗？男友点点头女孩模仿：“咕咕，咕咕”，乘机把屁放了女孩问&nbsp; ：“好听吗？”男友说&nbsp; ：“放屁的声音太大，没听到”<p></p></font></span></p>

英雄无悔

<p style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt;"><font color="#333333">4森林里发大水，动物们逃上一叶小舟，船太小了，这样下去大家都得死，于是大家想出一条妙计，轮流说笑话，要把大家都逗乐了才能留下，不然就只能被丢进水里，大家都同意。于是，牛最大，牛先说，牛讲了一个很好笑的笑话，大家都乐了，只有猪不为所动，笑也不笑，没办法，按规定牛要被丢进水里，尽管牛苦苦哀求，没办法，还是被丢进了水里，轮到羊了，羊家的笑话一点也不好笑，但是这时猪却大笑起来，笑的死去活来，大家很纳闷，问刚才牛讲的笑话这么好笑，你却不笑，羊讲的一点也不好笑你却笑了，怎么回事啊？猪好半天才缓过来，说：“我终于明白刚才牛讲的什么意思了，真是太好笑了！<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 24pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;<p></p></font></span></p>

英雄无悔

大家看看哪个最好笑

实事求是者

第三个好,解气[em07][em07]

英雄无悔

<p>大家也来几个啊</p>

云栖小主

还是坐飞机的最好笑[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]

xiaomimi

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