要钱乎？抢钱乎！

偶要装修

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">要钱乎？抢钱乎！</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</font></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一次乘公交车回家，上车后发现钱包里没有零钞，一着急，便掏出一张十元票掷进投币口。但又越想越窝囊，便跟司机商量，让我守住门口，将以后乘客的等额票票据为己有？幸好，司机同意了。</span></strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black;"><br/></span><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></span></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">车很快驶到下一站，很多人争着上车。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我挡在门口，对第一位乘客说：“把钱给我。”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对方一愣：“凭啥？”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一句话说不请，干脆说：“给我就行了，别的不用管。”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对方瞅瞅司机，司机点头。于是，一元钱到手。</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">如法炮制，很快八元钱入帐。接着上来一位大汉，虎背熊腰，剃着板寸，露着刺青。见我拦着他，怒道：“干吗呢</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><font face="Times New Roman">?</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">哥们儿？”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我说：“一会儿再跟你说，先给钱。”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对方瞪圆了眼珠子：“说啥呢？”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我说：“把钱给我</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">对方张大了嘴，问司机：“这小子干吗的？”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大汉堵在门口，影响了上车、发车，急得大家七嘴八舌地嚷道：“啰唆什么呢</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">快给钱</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><font face="Times New Roman">!</font></span></strong><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">”</span></strong><strong><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7;"><p></p></span></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 27.1pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><strong><span style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: #3809f7; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">大汉不得不瘪瘪地掏出钱包，递将过来，哭丧着脸说：“老大，身上就这点钱，你们人多，我服了。”</span></strong></p>

胖胖羊

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业余爱好者

<p>有点像抢了,呵呵</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>[em01]

西瓜霜

<img alt="" src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif" style="MARGIN: 6px; CURSOR: pointer;"/>这个司机好的。

水晶心

楼主转贴的吧，好象哪里的笑话看过的。

偶要装修

<p>改写的</p>

政苑手划船

<p>哈哈哈</p><p>真真假假好玩滴</p><p>真遇这事了,也来下不知有否这英雄豪气[em01]</p>

lotus_l

<p>做过一次这样的事</p><p>有次双休日爬山，下山后乘公交车去停车点，上车才发现米零钱，还好有张10元的，扔进后想收点回来，否则打的也够了（那时还10元4公里的起步价），就与司机打过招呼，站门口收钱了，上来的人不多，还大多用卡，收了两个就没劲了，还是找个位置坐下吧，所以米LZ来的牛[em04]</p>