<P><B><FONT size=3>从人民网强国论坛深水区转载一篇贴子.作者在强国论坛非常活跃,马甲叫喜欢数学的女孩.贴子自昨天下午发出后,已有15000余人浏览."回复关系"后面的话是读者的回贴和应战.倘有唐伯虎在此,不妨按其要求应对.</FONT></B></P>
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<P><FONT face="Times New Roman">[</FONT><a href="http://www.qglt.com/bbs/GetGuestInfo?GuestID=212178" target="_blank" >喜欢数学的女孩</A><FONT face="Times New Roman">] </FONT>于<FONT face="Times New Roman"> 2006-02-16 17:24:32</FONT>上贴</P>
<P>挑战全世界男人,本女败,马上戒网!<FONT face="Times New Roman">
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</FONT>喜欢数学的女孩<FONT face="Times New Roman"> http://blog.sina.com.cn/m/chzhshch
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</FONT> <FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>本女在网上未逢对手,把中文网络最火地方的男人都弄得相当难受,其实本女也相当难受,怎么这世界上就没有一个厉害一点的角色,让本女费点劲。知道网上的男人对本女不服,千方百计想把本女弄走,设计些小伎俩来证明男人的心胸狭隘。好,今天本女就给一个机会全世界男人,也不出太难的问题,就步韵和本女一首随手写出来的词,只要有一首比本女写得好的,本女马上戒网。这首词在本女所写里,其实并不很好,但战胜男人已经足够。另外,还让男人一步,就是有谁能改动其中一个字,本女也认输,至少戒网半年。男人,别整天就会口活,就会吹,想把本女赶走,拿本事来!<FONT face="Times New Roman">
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</FONT> 新居落成,新春将至,聊赋《临江仙》以记之。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
</FONT> 注:新居落成指本女博客缠中说禅<FONT face="Times New Roman">http://blog.sina.com.cn/m/chzhshch</FONT>开通<FONT face="Times New Roman">
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</FONT> 浊水倾波三万里,愀然独坐孤峰。龙潜狮睡候飙风。无情皆竖子,有泪亦英雄。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
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</FONT> 长剑倚天星斗烂,古今过眼成空。乾坤俯仰任穷通。半轮沧海上,一苇大江东。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
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</FONT> <FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT>全世界男人们,看你们的了!</P>
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