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<P>侬还是休退吧老同志</P>[em03][em01]

都市童话

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>chestnut</I>在2006-2-23 16:56:50的发言：</B>
童话MM越来越可爱乐[em01][em01][em01]</DIV>
<P>栗子MM，昨日刚刚自封了“快乐小站站长”，“新官上任”不容易啊，总得表示表示。栗子MM理解万岁哦！！</P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006223225528409.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006223225528409.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

农闲

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>都市童话</I>在2006-2-23 22:56:10的发言：</B>


<P>栗子MM，昨日刚刚自封了“快乐小站站长”，“新官上任”不容易啊，总得表示表示。栗子MM理解万岁哦！！</P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006223225528409.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006223225528409.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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<P>木油改错站长滴标准像吧</P>

都市童话

<P><FONT size=3>云顶各路幽默、风趣搞笑高手：俺自前天自封头衔“守侯快乐小站站长”开始，便夜以继日、寝食难安起来。因为据消息灵通人士称：“目前该头衔，全球都比较热门，因此竞争激烈。”为了让这个全球性的“炙手可热”光荣称号不至于丢失在俺的手中，可怜俺整整48个小时都在苦思冥想、搜肠刮肚。可谁知俺生就一个实心的木鱼脑袋，任凭头发拔掉168根，眉头皱了1860次，还是木油想出一个可以“控制竞争危机”的好办法。只得在此求助各路高手：首先诚恳地向小白兔讨教回帖怎样不惹祸；向农兄学习调侃怎样乐翻天；向哈老师求教如何在叫好声中要求激流勇退！…………各位高手看在俺虽然木点，但终究邻居的份上，给俺一点希望的阳光吧！</FONT></P>[em04][em04][em01][em01][em01]  （编辑为改两错别字）

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小溪清清

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006224113827763.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006224113827763.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

chestnut

<TABLE fixed; WORD-BREAK: break-all" width="90%" border=0><TR><TD 11pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 19pt" width="100%"><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/topicface/face1.gif"> <B></B>
<P><FONT size=3>云顶各路幽默、风趣搞笑高手：俺自前天自封头衔“守侯快乐小站站长”开始，便夜以继日、寝食难安起来。因为据消息灵通人士称：“目前该头衔，全球都比较热门，因此竞争激烈。”为了让这个全球性的“炙手可热”光荣称号不至于丢失在俺的手中，可怜俺整整48个小时都在苦思冥想、搜肠刮肚。可谁知俺生就一个实心的木鱼脑袋，任凭头发拔掉168根，眉头皱了1860次，还是木油想出一个可以“控制竞争危机”的好办法。只得在此求助各路高手：首先诚恳地向小白兔讨教回帖怎样不惹祸；向农兄学习调侃怎样乐翻天；向哈老师求教如何在叫好声中要求激流勇退！…………各位高手看在俺虽然木点，但终究邻居的份上，给俺一点希望的阳光吧！</FONT></P><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em04.gif"><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em04.gif"><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif"><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif"><img src="http://bbs.zjol.com.cn/Skins/Default/emot/em01.gif">  （编辑为改两错别字）
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其他都可以学...哈老师的"激流勇退"就算了, 他那叫"前浪死在沙滩上"[em01][em01][em01]

云湖逸人

看来不得不回！但不知该回什么？

航海(zyhj)

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>云湖逸人</I>在2006-2-24 13:55:18的发言：</B>
看来不得不回！但不知该回什么？</DIV>
<P>回得很好么!</P>
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云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>小溪清清</I>在2006-2-24 11:38:31的发言：</B>
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006224113827763.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006224113827763.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>都市童话</I>在2006-2-22 13:18:01的发言：</B>
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131653142.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131653142.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131710586.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131710586.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131724945.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131724945.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131740505.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131740505.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131749672.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131749672.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>都市童话</I>在2006-2-22 13:20:21的发言：</B>
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131832446.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131832446.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131852116.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131852116.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131914314.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131914314.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222131945479.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222131945479.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>都市童话</I>在2006-2-22 16:16:54的发言：</B>


<P><B>两位盖世英雄出现，一句话终于让偶兴高采烈了一番！！</B></P>[em04][em04][em04][em01][em01][em01]</DIV>

云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>hahaxixi</I>在2006-2-22 22:46:50的发言：</B>
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222224648311.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222224648311.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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云栖居士

<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>hahaxixi</I>在2006-2-22 22:48:48的发言：</B>
<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2006222224837170.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2006222224837170.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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都市童话

楼上DJH！！！当心<img src="attachments/dvbbs/200622417209641.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200622417209641.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
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小溪清清

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hahaxixi

<P>小乖乖，乱说话招板砖了不是？</P>
<P>不哭不哭，MM不好MM不好！</P>
<P><img src="attachments/dvbbs/200622419367976.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200622419367976.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />
</P>

烟圣

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农闲

[em01]<img src="attachments/dvbbs/200622421273836.gif" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/200622421273836.gif\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

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