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极品男相亲记二四

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发表于 2006-8-10 11:26 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">又坐S-Bahn到了Wedding,小Z一看,原来是土市,晕,土市就土市吧,不知道他要搞些什么名堂,不会是要买菜回家做饭啊。结果买菜是事实,但是不回家做饭。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 极品男:我住的地方离这里不近,一般我来还要买车票,今天,你在,真好。票都不用买了,呵呵,一会儿顺便也帮我把菜拎回家好了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z真是无语</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 接着就进行了一系列的在土市的搞笑购物事情。。。。。。。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt;&gt; 土市,一进去是卖大西瓜的,超级便宜,这个时候,小Z就开始担心了,极</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">品男不会见到便宜就买吧,那么大的,不是要抱回去吧。。晕,这时极品男发话了。哎。。便宜是便宜,但是这个西瓜看起来太熟了,肯定不好吃的。呵呵,心里暗笑,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">小Z。再走过去看到卖樱桃的,5欧元,<chmetcnv wst="on" tcsc="0" numbertype="1" negative="False" hasspace="False" sourcevalue="2" unitname="公斤">2公斤</chmetcnv>,已经比超市便宜很多拉,极品男很兴奋的样子,走了过去,问土人要了个红色的塑料袋子,开始自己挑三拣四起来。土人马上说了,我们已经很便宜了,顾客不可以自己挑拣。是我们给你们装的。极品男:为什么,你看,很多都是坏,这个怎么行呢?虽然便宜,但是你们又不是亏本卖。。。。。555一大堆。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 土市人又多,结果土人就愿意继续理睬他了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z没有办法,太丢人了:算了,算了,真是很便宜了,让他装好了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 极品男这才停话,然后土人给他称好了,整整<chmetcnv wst="on" tcsc="0" numbertype="1" negative="False" hasspace="False" sourcevalue="2" unitname="公斤">2公斤</chmetcnv>,然后递给极品男,结果极品男,还顺手抓了一把樱桃放进去,土人看了5555开话了,但是极品男自己顾自己数零钱,不理会他了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 然后零零碎碎给了他一把一毛,两毛,5毛的。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 然后极品男,就转身准备走了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 还没有开不,后面突然开喊了,喂,还少3毛。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 极品男:我没有零钱了,才3毛,算拉。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 土人:555/。,,&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">‘</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 极品男:555。&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">’</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ];。/&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">‘</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ;]<p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z,实在看不下去了,他们说不完了,边上人又多,实在热晕了,立马从包里拿出一张5欧的票子,付钱走人。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt;&gt; 极品男,看着自己手里退回来的一把角币,还在数数,少了没。晕倒。。。。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 边看角币还边说:实在不好意思,第一次见面就要你破费了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z:呵呵,冷笑,没事没事。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 极品男:有你那么大方的女朋友真是不错</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z:5555//&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">’</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ;]&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">‘</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ;。/,;&gt; </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体;"><font face="Times New Roman">’</font></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; ] 无语了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt;&gt; 然后到了卖那种大的辣椒的地方,极品男:我就是喜欢吃蔬菜啊,还很便宜,买点</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">啊。然后走过去就挑了以来,挑的时候拨动太大了,摊位上掉了好些个下来,小Z就弯腰下去剪。极品男:哎,不要剪,不要剪,呆会儿我会自己剪的,你站着就好了。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; 小Z:哦,他还会关心人啊。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ZH-CN;">&gt; </span></p>
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