男人，女人和猪。

玉骨头

<p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">公式：</span></font></b></strong><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋" color="#ff00ff" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋;">&nbsp;</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">1</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">、人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩</span></font></b></strong><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: blue;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋" color="#ff00ff" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋;">&nbsp;</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">2</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">、猪<span lang="EN-US">=</span>吃饭<span lang="EN-US">+</span>睡觉</span></font></b></strong><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: blue;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋" color="#ff00ff" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋;">&nbsp;</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">把<span lang="EN-US">2</span>代入<span lang="EN-US">1</span>：人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班<span lang="EN-US">+</span>玩；</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#000080" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;"><p></p></span></font></b></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><i><font face="Arial" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></font></i></b></strong><strong><b><i><font face="Arial" color="#000080" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-STYLE: italic; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></font></i></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">两边各减去玩：人<span lang="EN-US">-</span>玩<span lang="EN-US">=</span>猪<span lang="EN-US">+</span>上班</span></font></b></strong><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: blue;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋" color="#ff00ff" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋;">&nbsp;</span></font></b></strong><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">结论：不懂玩的人<span lang="EN-US">=</span>会上班的猪</span></font></b></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal"><strong><b><font face="宋体" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">————————————————————————————</span></font></b></strong></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">1.男人=吃饭+ 睡觉+挣钱<br/>2.猪=吃饭+ 睡觉</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">代入上式得：<br/><br/>男人=猪+挣钱。移项得：<br/>猪=男人-挣钱<br/>所以男人不挣钱等于猪。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">1.女人=吃饭+ 睡觉+花钱。<br/>2.猪&nbsp; =吃饭+ 睡觉。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">代入上式得：<br/>女人=猪+花钱。移项得：<br/>女人-花钱=猪。<br/>结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">综上：<br/>男人为了让女人不变成猪而挣钱！<br/>女人为了让男人不变成猪而花钱！<br/>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <br/>猪=男人-挣钱=女人-花钱</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">男人+女人=两头猪&nbsp;</span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体;">——————————————————————————————————————&nbsp;<br/>祝天下的猪们国庆、中秋两节快乐 ! </span></font><font color="#0000ff"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: blue;"><p></p></span></font></p>

青青小草

<p><font color="#0000ff" size="2">结论：女人不花钱的都是猪。</font></p><p><font color="#0000ff" size="2">这个结论应该让小屋深入了解...........并加以实施</font>[em01][em01][em01]</p>

fwf76

这个规则在我这里不适用

胡胡胡

哈哈！太经典了！[em01]

bluecabin

<p>楼主你。。。</p>

自由心

哈哈

谁舍谁收

<p>晕</p><p>楼上的大侠在干吗啊</p>

谁舍谁收

<p>晕</p><p>楼上的大侠在干吗啊</p>

胖胖

<div class="quote" twffan="done"><b>以下是引用<i>bluecabin</i>在2006-9-26 14:14:44的发言：</b><br/><p>楼主你。。。</p></div><p>小屋教育有方啊</p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-26 21:47:16编辑过]

Cotton

<p>猪＝吃饭＋睡觉&nbsp;&nbsp; 猪＝吃饭＋睡觉</p><p>猪猪＝猪×猪</p><p><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">（吃饭＋睡觉）</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; LETTER-SPACING: 1pt; POSITION: relative; TOP: -8pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-text-raise: 8.0pt;">2&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 1pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">＝吃饭吃饭＋吃饭睡觉＋吃饭睡觉＋睡觉睡觉</span></span></font></p><p><font size="4"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 1pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">so&nbsp; 猪猪<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; LETTER-SPACING: 1pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">＝吃饭吃饭＋吃饭睡觉＋吃饭睡觉＋睡觉睡觉</span></span></span></font></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2006-9-27 1:44:37编辑过]

fwf76

cotton, 请客吃饭吧，饭完给我开个好点的房间<br/>

小麻雀

[em01][em01][em01]哈哈哈