<p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><font size="3">This has got to be one of the cleverest E-mails I've received in a while.<br/>Someone out there either has too much Spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.<br/>(Wait till you see the last one)!</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4">DORMITORY:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">DIRTY ROOM</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><font size="4"> <br/><br/>PRESBYTERIAN:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">BEST IN PRAYER</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4"> <br/><br/>ASTRONOMER:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4">MOON STARER </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">DESPERATION:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">A ROPE ENDS IT</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">THE EYES:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font size="4">
</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">THEY SEE</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #4400aa;"><br/><font size="4"> <br/><br/>GEORGE BUSH:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">HE BUGS GORE</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><font size="4"></font></span></p><p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><font size="4">THE MORSE CODE</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><font size="4"> :<br/>When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">HERE COME DOTS</font></span></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><font size="4"></font></span><p align="center"><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><font size="4">SLOT MACHINES:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font size="4"> <br/>CASH LOST IN ME</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><br/><font size="4">ANIMOSITY:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4">IS NO AMITY</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><font size="4"> <br/><br/>ELECTION RESULTS:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">LIES - LET'S RECOUNT</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">SNOOZE ALARMS:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><font size="4"> <br/>When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">A DECIMAL POINT:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><font size="4"> <br/></font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;">IM A DOT IN PLACE</span><br/><font size="6"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">THE EARTHQUAKES:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><font size="4"> <br/>When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">THAT QUEER SHAKE</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><br/><font size="4">ELEVEN PLUS TWO:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><br/><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><font size="4"> <br/>TWELVE PLUS ONE</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf;"><br/><br/><br/><font size="4">AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #40a0ff;"><br/><font size="4">MOTHER-IN-LAW:</font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font size="4"> </font></span></p><p align="center"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #0000bf; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><font size="4">When you rearrange the letters:</font></span><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #8000ff;"><br/><font size="4">WOMAN HITLER</font></span><br/><font size="4"> </font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; COLOR: #a040ff;"><br/><br/><font size="4">Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law) <br/><br/>Bet your friends haven't seen this one!!! DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THIS</font></span></p>
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