网络最新流行语（ZT）

雨浓

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">1</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、这个世界上我只相信两个人，一个是我，另一个不是你。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">2</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、生活真他妈好玩，因為生活老他妈玩我。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">3</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、要挑熟女，裙子好揪。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">4</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、只有在大排长龙时，才能真正意识到自己是“龙的传人”。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">5</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、开车无难事，只怕有新人！</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">6</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、叶子的离开，是因為风的追求还是树的不挽留？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">7</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、有些人就是这样不懂事，你不</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">X</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">他妈，他就不知道你是他爹。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">8</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、你以為我会眼睁睁地看著你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">9</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、佛曰：“前世的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">500</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">次回眸才换来今生的一次擦肩而过”。我寧愿用来世的一次擦肩而过来换得今生的</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">500</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">次回眸。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">10</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">、我拿什麼整死你的爱人……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p>

雨浓

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">11</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">12</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、网络就像是监狱，本来是偷了个钱包进来的，等出去的时候就什麼都学会了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">13</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、大学毕业才明白，原来不是我上大学，而是大学“上”我！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">14</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、兄弟如手足，女人如衣服，谁动我手足，我扒他衣服！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">15</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我是个演员，一看见漂亮</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">MM</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">眼就圆……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">16</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、上帝把所有人都骗了，因為地狱才是最美的！佛知道真相，所以佛说：“我不入地狱，谁入地狱？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">17</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、数钱数到手抽筋，睡觉睡到自然醒！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">18</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、有钱人终成眷属。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">19</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、天使之所以会飞，是因為她们把自己看得很轻……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">20</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我想早恋，但是已经晚了……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p>

雨浓

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">21</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、别人的失败就是我的快乐！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">22</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、天哪！我的衣服又瘦了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">23</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、生下来的人没有怕死的，怕死的都</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">没生下来，所以谁都别</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">TM</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">的装横！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">24</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、现实的社会，毁了我一个做好人的机会！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">25</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、以后不要在我面前说英文，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">OK</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">26</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、骑白马的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；有翅膀的不一定是天使，也可能是鸟人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">27</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、有钱男子汉，没钱汉子难！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">28</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我要是妞，早爱上我了……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">29</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我以為我颓废，原来我报废了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">30</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、问世间情為何物？圣人答曰：“废物！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p>

雨浓

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">31</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我不能给你幸福，但可以给你舒服！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">32</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、思想有多远，你就给我滚多远！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">33</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、流氓不害怕，就怕流氓有文化……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">34</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、客官请自重，小女子只卖身不卖艺。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">35</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、你不能让所有人满意，因為不是所有的人都是人！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">36</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、有事秘书干，没事干秘书。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">37</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、水能载舟，亦能煮粥！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">38</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、子在川上曰：“有船多好！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">39</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我爱你！关你什麼事？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">40</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、你的就是我的，我的还是我的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p>

雨浓

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">41</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、想污染一个地方有两种方法：用垃圾，或者用钞票！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">42</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、时间就像乳沟，只要挤一挤总还是有的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">43</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">44</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、男人的谎言可以骗女人一夜，女人的谎言可以骗男人一生！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">45</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、鸳鸯戏水，都他妈淹死；比翼双飞，都他妈摔死。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">46</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我為兄弟两肋插刀，為女人插兄弟两刀。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">47</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我的爱人都叫我第三者！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">48</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、喜欢是淡淡的爱；爱是深深的喜欢！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">49</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、人不猥琐枉少年！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;"><font face="Times New Roman">50</font></span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">、我不是一个随便的人，我随便起来不是人……</span></p>

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[em05][em05]

蕙兰居

真的很有才

雨浓

这么有才的语言，竟然没有一个拍手的……[em06]

蕙兰居

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>雨浓</i>在2007-6-2 10:23:00的发言：</b><br/>这么有才的语言，竟然没有一个拍手的……[em06]</div><p></p>我跺得脚都麻木了

雨浓

<p>搞笑的还是不少的，尤其是这几个：</p><p>开车无难事，只怕有新人！</p><p>天哪，我的衣服又瘦了！</p><p>流氓不害怕，就怕流氓有文化！</p><p>想污染一个地方有两种方法：用垃圾，或者用钞票！<span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">时间就像乳沟，只要挤一挤总还是有的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black;">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';">怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</span></p><p>&nbsp;[em01][em01][em01][em01][em01]</p>

蕙兰居

你读错了，叶帅说的是：世上无男士，只怕有新人。

雨浓

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>蕙兰居</i>在2007-6-2 10:39:00的发言：</b><br/>你读错了，叶帅说的是：世上无男士，只怕有新人。</div><p>人非圣贤，孰能无过？请改之……</p>

蕙兰居

<font size="4">人肥生厌，束能捂裹？</font>

雨浓

改得真妙！[em01][em01][em01]

蕙兰居

个么你再出个题目闹， 蕙兰不才，整天歪词一堆

雨浓

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>蕙兰居</i>在2007-6-2 10:49:00的发言：</b><br/>个么你再出个题目闹， 蕙兰不才，整天歪词一堆</div><p></p><p>“蕙兰居”</p><p>就这个了！</p>[em07]

蕙兰居

回来卒——偶小兵兵一个啊， 所以我的msn就叫棋子

雨浓

这个不是很有趣……50分！

蕙兰居

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>雨浓</i>在2007-6-2 10:55:00的发言：</b><br/>这个不是很有趣……50分！</div><p><font color="#e73408" size="4"><strong>蕙兰居这个人生得无趣，编不出啥来。</strong></font></p><p><font color="#e73408" size="4"><strong>个么来个有趣的</strong></font></p><p><font color="#0909f7" size="4"><strong>雨浓——欲浓</strong></font></p><p><strong><font color="#e73408" size="4">表扁我，我闪人了</font></strong></p>

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惠兰居中有惠兰[em05]